I think I heard people having sex in the library today. I heard appropriate sounds but didn’t see appropriate moist coupling. But it could also have been someone asleep and dreaming.
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another [job] related appointment. I try not to judge people by their outward stupidity, but it’s too hard, so I stop trying. Let’s be [...]

dear shannon hummel:
I remember something about peas, and a flashlight beneath your dress.
I’m starting to believe the universe isn’t quite as chaotic as I’ve always known it to be. Here was my old view of life in this universe: You wake up in the morning, or you don’t. If you do, maybe something good happens [...]