Basically I am on to you. It started with Zero Percent Fancy. I saw them open up for Aguilera Film Debut at Club Worship and bought their CD. I played it at a reasonable volume in my cubicle the following day. You stopped by to ask me if we’d heard back from the lawyers on [...]

The details of my home liposuction are still emerging. For a while there was a whole bunch of internal debate about where I would actually conduct it. After careful consideration and a few headaches I decided on the downstairs bathroom as the operating theater. Basically the downstairs bathroom and the kitchen are the only uncarpeted [...]