I’ve got a thing in The Morning News today. For the record, the celebrity I’m most worried about is Rachel Stevens.

Popularized by Palace a.k.a. Will Oldham Extreme liberties were taken with the lyrics; they were perfectly good to begin with, but I can never leave well enough alone. Not ever. Actually maybe that would be good to put on my gravestone: “Let’s hope for once he leaves well enough alone.” [download I Am A Cinematographer] [...]

Dear internet: I made you a podcast just like you told me to do. Below you will find an mp3 of me telling you a story. As an added bonus: I am also playing guitar gently, lovingly, in the background. The chords are sweet yet serious, and I’m sure you will find that they caress [...]