I spent so many years wondering why no one ever Googled me. Now if I had it to do over which I don’t I would use a fake name. I will really have a chat with my sons about this topic. You do not even need Google anymore, land sakes I’m effing Baidu-able. True: After [...]
oh [person]: not even sure why you thought it mattered. high school, sure. People stole yearbooks out of other kid’s’ lockers if they had forgotten to purchase one at the beginning of the school year. but college yearbook photo? for some reason it seemed important at the time. you considered yourself, what, stylish, original, something? [...]
In 1985, before most people were born. The teacher asked what our nationality backgrounds were. I just remember a room full of 6th graders like YOU’RE ITALIAN ME TOO HIGH FIVE ITALIANS ARE THE BEST WE RULE and everyone sort of pairing up real quick-like. [Here raise the level on the violins as we pan [...]
One super powa that gets absolutely no street cred is being someone who has stories that are from 20 years ago. Or from 25 years ago. I keep thinking about it. I can never remember how to spell embarrassed but here goes.
recent search terms that have brought people here: http://www.google.com/search?q=%22what is the suckiest site ever%22 http://www.google.com/search?q=%22how come this site is so crappy%22 http://www.google.com/search?q=%22websites that went from just ok to completely lame, very fast%22 http://www.google.com/search?q=%22i can’t believe i use [sic] to like this site%22 http://www.google.com/search?q=%22oh well reading fiction online is lame anyway%22 http://www.google.com/search?q=%22wow awesome website (sarcasm)%22