A couple of super cool things about the internet lately: If you missed the last Layer Tennis (like me!) you missed one of my favorite things that happened on the internet this year: commentator Josh Allen completely hijacked the entire competition. I won’t say the artwork the designers created was lacking, I’ll just say that [...]

5:01 pm on the internet and once again I’m the last one here. Thanks guys. Thanks, blogosphere. So I turn off the printer, and I shut off the coffee maker (which no one else ever remembers to do), and I lock up and basically just do everything. Seriously, every day you show up maybe by [...]

everything in the world is exactly the same, except that I wrote the song “Where Is My Mind.” The Pixies are still the ones who performed it and made it famous, I simply have the satisfaction of a job well done. I blog a lot less, enjoy time with my family.

I performed surgery on your heart, at night while you slept. I worked slowly so as not to wake you: it took a whole night just to make the initial incision across your chest, and three more to cut down through the layers of bone and tissue. At one point, as I clamped off your [...]

My story Building The Perfect Lolcat was published at Six Sentences.