They finally finished Wikipedia. It was all set, done. I wondered if we would still need each other.

5:01 pm on the internet and once again I’m the last one here. Thanks guys. Thanks, blogosphere. So I turn off the printer, and I shut off the coffee maker (which no one else ever remembers to do), and I lock up and basically just do everything.
Seriously, every day you show up maybe by 10, […]

everything in the world is exactly the same, except that I wrote the song “Where Is My Mind.” The Pixies are still the ones who performed it and made it famous, I simply have the satisfaction of a job well done. I blog a lot less, enjoy time with my family.

I performed surgery on your heart, at night while you slept. I worked slowly so as not to wake you: it took a whole night just to make the initial incision across your chest, and three more to cut down through the layers of bone and tissue.
At one point, as I clamped off your arteries, […]

24 things Leslie told me:
1. I used to watch CSI and the Law & Orders but I had to stop because I just started seeing all the ways people could suck, and it made the world scary, which is no good for me because I generally am not a scared person, I sort of have […]