1 I woke up
12 times lost
"Twelve Times Lost" is a collection of interconnected stories about being lost. The long-time whygodwhy reader will recall that being lost is a common theme around here, and also that there are many different kinds of being lost (1, 2, 3, 4).

This theme is now being explicated (read: beaten into the ground) in print format! If you purchase this product, it will be as though you are carrying whygodwhy.com around in your backpack!

"But wait," you say. "I have a laptop computer with dial-up internet access. The laptop, coincidently, fits inside my backpack, and you see where I'm going with this?" To which I reply: "Yes yes yes, but these stories are not available on the website. And if you can afford a nice laptop, you can certainly afford this print publication, and also you smell very pretty today."

"Twelve Times Lost" only costs US$3. Please send cash only, I am a simple and honest person. We are only talking about 3 dollars here. I have 2 cats and a very heavy computer, so I am what they call "a low flight risk."

Contact me for the address. Okay.

Sold out.